I might do 'X Factor' next year. It's looking good that I won't get the sack at Christmas.
“The sincere teachers of their youth should be met, not with an intention to dictate to them, but to give additional force to their well-meant endeavours, and raise them to public esteem.”
“If you want to be a good blues singer, people are going to be down on you, so dress like you're going to the bank to borrow money.”