A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
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Nationality: American Type: Playwright Born: November 24, 1912 Death: March 13, 1999 |
“I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out.”
“The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.”