Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
If I was designing a web site for elementary school children, I might have a much higher percentage of older computers with outdated browsers since keeping up with browser and hardware technology has not traditionally been a strong point of most elementary schools.
I used to travel in tennis shoes; I am just not allowed to anymore. I'm an old hippie from San Francisco.

