The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.
I'll tell you the truth: I had a double brandy before the game but, before, it used to be four bottles of whisky. Not any more. I was fine. I had a glass of wine after the game. But it was just a mouthful.
I think as a culture, we don't like conflict or looking at icky stuff - especially in our downtime.

