A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.
“Sure I have a cell-phone, so I don't have to remember everyone's number anymore, but that really wasn't a core part of my brain.”
“Hawaiians want change, and if the Democrats don't offer change, Hawaiians are going to vote for the Republican who offers change.”