If ever I want to amuse myself with an idiot, I have not far to look for one. I laugh at myself.
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Nationality: Indian Type: Theologian Born: 1831 Death: 1903 |
“Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After marriage, she has to hold him to make love to him.”
“Global warming has melted the polar ice caps, raised the levels of the oceans and flooded the earth's great cities. Despite its evident prosperity, New Jersey is scarcely Utopia.”