A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
“The quickest way to defuse fear or insecurity or anger is usually humor. I think comics figure that out quickly, and, once you figure it out, you think, 'Hey, if I can do this and get paid, that would be kind of cool.'”
“I'm at that point in my life where I definitely want to get married soon. I've got my dogs as surrogates, but I'm ready for kids.”