Years ago we discovered the exact point, the dead center of middle age. It occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
“Right now, I'm very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.”
“I never said, 'I want to be alone.' I only said, 'I want to be left alone.' There is all the difference.”