Vampires are sexy to a woman perhaps because the fantasy is similar to that of the man on the white horse sweeping her off to paradise.
“I love doing theaters, cracking people up, hearing them physically roll in the aisles. But we need to get serious. These are serious times. No joke. No joke.”
“No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a really nice man who wishes she were not.”