Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
“Straight girls like me. They flirt with me to get whatever they want. Of course it works.”
“The Christian churches were offered two things: the spirit of Jesus and the idiotic morality of Paul, and they rejected the higher inspiration... Following Paul, we have turned the goodness of love into a fiend and degraded the crowning impulse of our being into a capital sin.”