Do not make best friends with a melancholy sad soul. They always are heavily loaded, and you must bear half.
“I had the good fortune of speaking with Orson Wells many decades ago and he said 'Success is primarily luck anyway.' And I have been very lucky. Of course, Orson Wells was enormously talented and brilliant - so who am I to argue with him!”
“We spend billions of pounds on welfare, yet millions are trapped on welfare. It's not worth their while going into work.”