I try and spend a lot of time with my kids. I try and have fun with my kids. I try to put father time in there.
“There is a lot of rubbish written about toilet humour - people saying it is childish and pretending it is beneath them - but there is no doubting the effectiveness of a really good willy gag.”
“I collect watches because I'm always late, and I need to know exactly how late I'm going to be - in order to come up with a good excuse.”