I set our house on fire when I was a little child playing with lighters. Boy, did I burn the place down!
“I will undoubtedly have to seek what is happily known as gainful employment, which I am glad to say does not describe holding public office.”
“Anyone who says they don't enjoy the Army is mad - you can spend a week hating it and the next week it could be the best thing in the world and the best job you could ever, ever wish for. It has got so much to offer.”