I can't bear the thought of my mother having to push me around in a wheelchair. I'd rather die quickly.
“The infinite God can not by us, in the present limitation of our faculties, be comprehended or conceived.”
“You know, I'm playing the Mirage in Vegas, the main room... About 5 percent of all comics end up as the main headliner on the Vegas Strip, so that's a big deal for me. Getting to do my stand-up the way I have this summer is really what I've dreamed of since I was about 10 years old.”