At a certain R.P.M., there's only one way for blood to leave your body, and that's through your eyeballs. That means you're dead.
“Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.”
“A man may be as much a fool from the want of sensibility as the want of sense.”