At a certain R.P.M., there's only one way for blood to leave your body, and that's through your eyeballs. That means you're dead.
When a philosopher says something that is true then it is trivial. When he says something that is not trivial then it is false.
Neophyte writers tend to believe that there is something magical about ideas and that if they can just get a hold of a good one, then their futures are ensured.

