I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.
“The Internet makes it possible for people like me to live the way I do now. Without it, I'd have to be in New York or some other city. I think the Internet is the greatest invention in history after antibiotics.”
“Another nice thing was that I would type out letters home for the admiral's stewards. They would then feed me the same food the admiral ate.”