Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures.
“Every year I just kept going back to gymnastics, but I didn't start out training 10 hours a day. When I turned 10 or 11, I got more serious and I focused a lot on making it to the elite level, and from there I just kept going.”
“Well it's not a matter for me to say what Llew Smith can or cannot do, he's an elected Member of Parliament.”