Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
“I thought what I was good at doing was playing real simple guitar licks, since I'd cut my teeth on what Duane Eddy was doing; licks that were simple but had staying power.”
“As a result, I've been portrayed as a cynical barbarian preying on the very clients I was charged to defend.”