Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
“Oh yeah, I'd love to be a comedian. I've done a lot, but always in the confines of plays.”
“President Kennedy understood the importance of equal pay for equal work and signed historic legislation that gave women around the country hope that one day their wages would be on par with that of their male counterparts.”