Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits than under analysis some of them won't stand up either.
“I do not regard it as wrong to take my life, because I simply change my place of residence and go where my wife and baby are.”
“I have to tell everyone that when I finish a film and it goes out and is released, I never look at my films again. I don't like looking back. I don't even like talking about 'em! So I'm really digging back in my memory because I don't like to sit and look at my films again.”