For an actress to be a success, she must have the face of a Venus, the brains of a Minerva, the grace of Terpsichore, the memory of a MaCaulay, the figure of Juno, and the hide of a rhinoceros.
“It's nice to have a crush on someone. It feels like you're alive, you know?”
“I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.”