I'm very perverse. If someone tells me I have to read a book, I'm instantly disinclined to do so.
“Fame and stuff like that is all very cool, but at the end of the day, we're all human beings. Although what I do is incredibly surreal and fun and amazing and I'm really grateful for it, I don't believe my own press release, do you know what I mean?”
“If you still want to kill him, do me a favor and take him outside. Those are new sheets.”