I write lustily and humorously. It isn't calculated; it's the way I think. I've invented a writing style that expresses who I am.
“I especially object to having my character assassinated by reference to events from my past which bear absolutely no relationship to the question of who the anthrax killer is.”
“Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.”