“God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.”

“At this stage in my career, I don't have to take any big risks. You want to take a calculated risk, not one that leads to people saying 'yes, but there was that one time when she made that big mistake.' It's always a shame when that happens, especially if you've gotten by for decades without anythin”