I've got to do something to make up for all those self-absorbed and selfish years when I just, you know, was taking drugs, sitting in my room, doing bad things, whatever.
When I was a kid, I had this idea that I would have a beard when I got older. I thought it'd be nice to rub my chin.
His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum.

