One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress.
“So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.”
“I just read an 800-page history of the Scottish Enlightenment and, honestly, I may as well just start it again now, because I cannot remember a single thing. I can barely remember where Scotland is.”