There wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it weren't for children and men, and there ain't a mite of difference between them under the skins.
“Five years ago, people were crying and feeling the Japanese were about to take over the Earth. I don't hear that kind of talk anymore.”
“I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the front 'rough guide'. I thought: 'Yeah' she's not a looker.”