There wouldn't be half as much fun in the world if it weren't for children and men, and there ain't a mite of difference between them under the skins.
“Madam your wife and I didn't hit it off the only time I ever saw her. I won't say she was silly, but I think one of us was silly, and it wasn't me.”
“If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should never grow old.”