Nature should have been pleased to have made this age miserable, without making it also ridiculous.
“I'm smart with my money, I invest conservatively. I don't mind paying top-dollar, but I don't want to get ripped off.”
“Jesus Christ will be the leader of an intergalactic earth evacuation. We're getting some earth leaders up there to check the mother ship. The Bible says that the sky will be glorious and Christ will come back to us all.”