If life gives you lemons, don't settle for simply making lemonade - make a glorious scene at a lemonade stand.
“Clinton's successor in the White House, George W. Bush, was committed to expanding government spending for faith-based initiatives.”
“Marriage is a custom brought about by women who then proceed to live off men and destroy them, completely enveloping the man in a destructive cocoon or eating him away like a poisonous fungus on a tree.”