There is no such thing as an ugly language. Today I hear every language as if it were the only one, and when I hear of one that is dying, it overwhelms me as though it were the death of the earth.
If I've inadvertently become some sort of role model for failed comedians, then it's really backfired very badly on me.
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.