Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.
“It's no fun feeling your thoughts are being controlled by an electrode, and someone else is holding the clicker.”
“I'd met a woman and I got married, but the money ran out right away. I hadn't had a job for seven months, and it just came over me that I was never going to work again. It hit me.”