The missionaries go forth to Christianize the savages - as if the savages weren't dangerous enough already.
If you want me to sing this Christmas song with the feeling and the meaning, you better see if you can locate that check.
I grew up in a food-obsessed Italian family, so food was always front and center in my life. I was a food obsessed person who morphed into a comedian and tried to figure out a way to make fun of my cake and eat it too.

