Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
“Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down.”
“I think it's best if there's an amendment that goes on the ballot where the people can weigh in. Every time this issue has gone on the ballot, the people have voted to retain the traditional definition of marriage as recently as California in 2008.”