Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after you cease to struggle.
“Parents are trying to be friends with their kids rather than draw the line and tell them what proper public behavior would be.”
“Having kids has been great for me. I have two beautiful step- kids, as well as my own new daughter. They've really helped me to keep my feet firmly on the ground, and life is good. I feel like I'm the luckiest guy here.”