They asked me to write it and zoomed me over there to do it. But they ended up sacking me.
I don't usually drink caffeine so that when I need it, it actually does something.
I think a gentleman is someone who holds the comfort of other people above their own. The instinct to do that is inside every good man, I believe. The rules about opening doors and buying dinner and all of that other 'gentleman' stuff is a chess game, especially these days.

