It really started cooking when I moved to Houston. I bought a house and got my own barbeque pit.
“Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious. The whole point is guys are not thinking much. They are just what they appear to be. Tragically.”
“I could have a degree in music and come on the show, and Simon could still say 'You stink'.”