I learned from different guys I played with, too. The key was probably three people: The good Lord, the offensive linemen I played with and great fullbacks that could block very well.
I can't tell you why there's a delay, but stick your head out of the window and you'll know why.
Fast food is hugely important in the life of a comedy writer. All we do is order in, and what we're going to eat is hotly debated.

