If you want total security, go to prison. There you're fed, clothed, given medical care and so on. The only thing lacking... is freedom.
If I were a writer, how I would enjoy being told the novel is dead. How liberating to work in the margins, outside a central perception. You are the ghoul of literature. Lovely.
That was the first time ever in history that anybody got Special Guest Star. I started that whole nonsense.