Here in America we are descended in blood and in spirit from revolutionists and rebels - men and women who dare to dissent from accepted doctrine. As their heirs, may we never confuse honest dissent with disloyal subversion.
If one cannot command attention by one's admirable qualities one can at least be a nuisance.
Hell, if I'd jumped on all the dames I'm supposed to have jumped on, I'd have had no time to go fishing.