If I had to describe myself to an alien I'd say I was bigger than the average human, enjoy a drink or two with a good meal and have a bigger head than most. I'd also say I'm really handsome - especially if they were a female alien.
“When there is tension, arguments and money problems, it's tough to do your work. Some people thrive on that. I don't.”
“Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.”