There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
“I am not sure about facelifts because I wouldn't want to be someone who just looks like she's had a facelift.”
“Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.”