Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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Nationality: American Type: Cartoonist |
“The growth of constitutional government, as we now understand it, was promoted by the establishment of two different sets of machinery for making laws and carrying on government.”
“You are never so alone as when you are ill on stage. The most nightmarish feeling in the world is suddenly to feel like throwing up in front of four thousand people.”