Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.
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Nationality: American Type: Cartoonist |
“I'm an awfully loyal friend. Once I've started a relationship with someone, it's like they are syrup and I'm a pancake. Their syrup gets into my pancake, so to speak.”
“My mum had me brought up by nannies and governesses. I didn't have much to do with my parents until I was 21.”