A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.
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Nationality: American Type: Cartoonist |
“Every time I flicked channels, there I was, talking. I was talking too much and writing too little. So Naomi and I went to Hawaii. The phone was cut off and we lost touch. This gave me the chance to have a good think about my life.”
“The only way I can lose is if I'm caught in bed with either a dead girl or a live boy.”