Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.
“I am suspending my presidential campaign, because of the continued distractions, the continued hurt caused on me and my family, not because we are not fighters. Not because I'm not a fighter.”
“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”