I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much.
“It was a wealthy family, and they heard me talk about movies, and they told me I should go into movies. That's the benefit of hanging out with rich people; they have no sense of what is or isn't possible.”
“A tart temper never mellows with age, and a sharp tongue is the only edged tool that grows keener with constant use.”