I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.
“I've always been a glass-half-full as opposed to a glass-half-empty, and the day that changes is the day I should leave.”
“With my plays, when the lights go down, at least the audience isn't thinking, 'Oh, God, two more hours of this.'”