Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
“In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.”
“I figure I wrote 37 songs in 20 years, and that's not exactly a full-time job. It wasn't that I was writing and writing and writing and quit. Every now and then I wrote something, and every now and then I didn't. The second just outnumbered the first.”