Anybody who's ever had the privilege of seeing me play knows that I am the greatest pitcher in the world.
“Being a celebrity you always get really good seats to sporting events but you never get as good seats as the photographers get. And I really love sports. So one of the scams I have going now is I want to learn sports photography so I can get better seats at a sporting event.”
“I really love helping students and helping them empathize with people who lived a really long time ago. That's one of the highlights of working in fiction.”