It's kind of true, you do disappear off the planet if you are a middle-aged woman, but that has some advantages as well.
“Most kids will not volunteer to eat veggies. At times you must step up to the plate and enforce the rule of authority as a parent.”
“People used to say my son looked like a Mexican Biggie. And when he was first born, memories of Biggie... you know, we didn't always have the greatest days. For at least half the length of our marriage we were separated, so everyday was definitely not a good day.”