My dad had been shortstop when he was in college, and you know, when you're a kid, you want to be just like your dad.
“I doubt if a single individual could be found from the whole of mankind free from some form of insanity. The only difference is one of degree. A man who sees a gourd and takes it for his wife is called insane because this happens to very few people.”
“My name is James Guckert. Well, when you read it, it's always pronounced some other way.”