Catch me on a good day, I think half of my books aren't too bad. Catch me on a bad day, I think I've never written a good line.
“And my response is 70,000 people in the state of Maine that paid income tax in 2011 will not be paying income tax in 2012.”
“Psychology is as important as substance. If you treat people with respect, they will go out of their way to accommodate you. If you treat them in a patronizing way, they will go out of their way to make your life difficult.”