I bought my daughter a Chihuahua and I fell in love with it. So now I carry Coco around with me all the time.
“There was a massive poster of me down my road, right outside the chip shop. I was about to go in, but then I saw it and changed my mind. Me coming out with a bag of chips, while I'm up there doing crunches on the poster... well, it would not look good.”
“Like, they know that I have a habit of rubbing my earlobes, I've been doing it since I was two.”