“God seeth different abilities and frailties of men, which may move His goodness to be merciful to their different improvements in virtue.”

“George Carlin is kind of my template now because George Carlin before was straight laced regular comic and he had short hair, a tie, suit, nightclub guy. Then he said screw it, let his hair grow, just started telling what he thought was the truth. So that's what I'm trying to do.”