I know it may seem surprising to people, but learning dialog that has a conversational flow to it is not that difficult.
“FOr a while, I'd never had the opportunity to prove on TV that I could play the piano.”
“Never angrily rant into your web cam. While smashing a keyboard in half over a game of 'World of Warcraft' may seem totally justified in your head, to the rest of the known universe you look like a raging psychopath.”